This Craigslist ad offers help bullying your kids.
No, not protecting them from bullying in this cruel world. Actually administering mental and physical bullying. You know, because the property taxes you pay to send Junior to middle school just don't buy you a good enough bullying experience these days.
Why would you ever offer such a thing?
Because "I've noticed an unsavory trend of self-entitlement among kids," writes this bully-for-hire. "Fortunately, I think there's a solution, so I've turned to the one place where I'm convinced I can cast the widest net to families: Craigslist."
"There I posted the following offer to parents, and so far no bites. Though it may just be a matter of getting the word out." That word is this:
As for the nuts and bolts of this seemingly foolproof, mutually beneficial arrangement, for which the wannabe bully seeks only "reasonable" compensation?
The methodology includes, but is not limited to the following:
Our only questions after reading this:
- How great is the Internet, and
- How does anyone NOT call this guy???
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